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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be...
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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Life is a festival only to the wise.
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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Where life is possible at all, a right life is possible; life in a...
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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with what...
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...