Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #26355
You have given me a great responsibility to stay close to you, to be...
Quote #9006
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road...
Quote #11235
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #26408
We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analysing...
Quote #2377
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...