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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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Gossip needs no carriage.
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
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Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
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Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
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Friendship multiplies the good in life and divides the evil.
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When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.
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A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing...