Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #12522
Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide.
Quote #9440
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when...
Quote #17023
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #22099
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
Quote #1949
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once...
Quote #30502
Hell’s afloat in lover’s tears.
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Quote #17792
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...