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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #2493
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
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I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the...
Quote #1994
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
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As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...
Quote #32853
Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature’s inexorable imperative.
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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #22697
For some life lasts a short while, but the memories it holds last forever.