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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #18873
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #6690
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #33100
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #5982
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
Quote #25537
You never really know someone until you have been their friend.