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When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed...
Quote #19664
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
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No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of...
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
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You’re never too old to become younger.
Quote #13242
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.