Quote #19161
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #9985
I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #7143
In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found...
Quote #18183
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
Quote #33081
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Quote #9700
America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
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The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved, or rather,...
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...