Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
Quote #14266
Civility costs nothing and buys everything.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the...
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...