Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #17660
The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can’t step on it. You can’t...
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #3616
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quote #5299
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Quote #30087
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear.
Quote #1134
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
Quote #31095
Don’t give up. Don’t lose hope. Don’t sell out.