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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
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Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists…. When we...
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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Human beings are born into this little span of life of which the best...
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Beauty fades; dumb is forever.