Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #2918
… and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I...
Quote #7245
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
Quote #18152
Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
Quote #34824
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #28630
Every mile is two in winter.
Quote #8052
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #32601
This world is the great gymnasium where we come to make ourselves strong.
Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.