Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #3218
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #33885
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
Quote #7453
As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who...
Quote #20232
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don’t live it,...
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
Quote #15819
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of...