Quote #12931
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Quote #17486
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Quote #3130
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
Quote #1255
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #11040
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Quote #7698
Knowledge is essential to conquest; only according to our ignorance are we helpless. Thought...
Quote #25813
Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is...
Quote #12192
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.