Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #3356
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep...
Quote #1966
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #30453
My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my...
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #12673
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
Quote #13700
Advice is like snow — the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon,...
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.