Quote #17017
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #17248
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
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We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.
Quote #20960
Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she...
Quote #30114
You can’t put a Band-Aid on every boo-boo you’ve made some just need time...
Quote #12301
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most...
Quote #22532
Under the doctrine of separation of powers, the manner in which the president personally...