Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #13555
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
Quote #24132
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Quote #4670
The scars of others should teach us caution.
Quote #6799
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and...
Quote #10777
Too much rest is rust.
Quote #9067
The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.