Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #23160
When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #19278
To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of...
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
Quote #962
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Quote #9649
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.