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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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Funny is an attitude.
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When we can say “no” not only to things that are wrong and sinful,...
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Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them.
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
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A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being...
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April is the cruellest month, breedingLilacs out of the dead land, mixingMemory out of...
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A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he...
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.