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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
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I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
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Success is dangerous. One begins to copy oneself, and to copy oneself is more...
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One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...