Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #23726
Immature poets imitate mature poets steal.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #17170
Formerly a public man needed a private secretary for a barrier between himself and...
Quote #18424
We shall never learn to feel and respect our real calling and destiny, unless...
Quote #21131
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all...
Quote #23660
Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds...