Quote #28997
Whoever has the greatest command of the language, holds the power.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #26867
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #6479
You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.
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Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....
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The soul is made for action, and cannot rest till it be employed. Idleness...
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
Quote #10890
If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’