Quote #13682
Conform and be dull.
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #8712
In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an...
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #16700
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #26289
Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or...
Quote #28350
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
Quote #12067
All true wealth is biological.
Quote #20909
Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.