Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #11294
An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters.
Quote #26877
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #23387
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #29892
To be a housewife is … a difficult, a wrenching, sometimes an ungrateful job...
Quote #32535
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Quote #20386
Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.
Quote #5876
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...