Quote #24273
I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold...
Quote #12888
History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #27213
When Thales was asked what was difficult, he said, ‘To know one’s self.’ And...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #11483
All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Quote #11740
If rough be love with you, be rough with love.