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Whatever our creed, we feel that no good deed can by any possibility go...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our...
Quote #9813
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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Ful wys is he that can himselven knowe (Very wise is he that can...
Quote #21563
The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides....