Quote #4794
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely...
Quote #9470
Deadlines are things that we pass through on the way to finishing.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #30789
Opportunity doesn’t knock. You knock, opportunity answers.
Quote #9455
Many people consider the things which government does for them to be social progress,...
Quote #23837
Brother, the Great Spirit has made us all. . . . .
Quote #22891
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
Quote #6317
If you try, you will find it impossible to do one great thing. You...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #30881
Better be quarreling than lonesome.