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The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and...
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
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Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...
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A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...