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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet...
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your...
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Nothing is less sincere than our mode of asking and giving advice. He who...
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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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A strict belief, fate is the worst kind of slavery; on the other hand...
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One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...