Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18019
There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual...
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #476
The cry of equality pulls everyone down.
Quote #1186
It did not last: the devil howling “Ho! Let Einstein be!” restored the status...
Quote #7073
With silence favor me. (Favete Linguis)
Quote #4137
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
Quote #5458
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little...
Quote #33373
Don’t let yourself forget what it’s like to be sixteen.
Quote #26766
The great successful men of the world have used their imagination…they think ahead and...