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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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To be idle requires a strong sense of personal identity.
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