Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #34006
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #6905
When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
Quote #10537
If there is no struggle, there is no progress.
Quote #7390
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
Quote #9858
Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one...
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #6395
He who walks in another?s tracks leaves no footprints.