Quote #29991
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
Quote #10836
It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
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We must determine whether we really want freedom–whether we are willing to dare the...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #2759
Many books today suggest that the mass of women lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #17834
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have...