Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not...
Quote #18530
Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks.
Quote #29897
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
Quote #30173
The elective system … offered a bewildering freedom of choice, leaving some graduates with...
Quote #32436
You never have a chance for your luck to operate if you don’t take...
Quote #191
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #7768
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...