Quote #26122
The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
Quote #17033
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Quote #23925
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #17432
Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.
Quote #457
When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said “hush’ just...
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #29481
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.