Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
Quote #4666
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #18204
He who can’t endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #8436
Beware of the fury of the patient man.
Quote #27362
Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil’s reach as humility.
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #22310
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
Quote #19166
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.