Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #26932
We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Quote #24862
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
Quote #15161
Our repeated failure to fully act as we would wish must not discourage us....
Quote #20958
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Quote #28692
On the touchstone of misfortune a man discovers the strength of understanding and of...
Quote #14588
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Quote #32919
History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory...
Quote #11625
Art is anything you can get away with.
Quote #33316
Under every stone lurks a politician.