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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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All men have need of the gods.
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When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care...
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Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
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Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class...