Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #31351
Faced by the mountainous heap of the minutiae of knowledge and awed by the...
Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #24952
I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man,...
Quote #21385
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #22527
The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...