Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #29941
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #26417
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
Quote #13010
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...
Quote #13720
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #28497
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
Quote #11617
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade...
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.