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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order...
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Do to others what you would have them do to you.
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Opportunity doesn’t knock. You knock, opportunity answers.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...
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The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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It is almost impossible to exaggerate the proneness of the human mind to take...