Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #17636
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #2878
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
Quote #7067
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7863
Guilt is anger directed at ourselves–at what we did or did not do.
Quote #33398
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Quote #28051
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
Quote #23355
The war in Vietnam threatened to tear our society apart, and the political and...