Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Quote #2662
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #33122
Every time you state what you want or believe, you’re the first to hear...
Quote #34258
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #28286
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #6316
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...
Quote #10344
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #4119
When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as...
Quote #31879
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.