Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #22118
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #26312
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #7758
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
Quote #12440
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
Quote #9381
In human relations a little language goes farther than a little of almost anything...
Quote #2040
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...