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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
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If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon...
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He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for...
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by...
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
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I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek,...