Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #12352
Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings.
Quote #12149
Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
Quote #21078
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the...
Quote #3507
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #13517
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #30953
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #9840
If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects...