Quote #25101
Let no one flatter himself of himself he is Satan. Let man take sin,...
Quote #21719
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #19338
Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #19229
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #25684
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #25994
I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...