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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
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Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...