Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #1912
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #21227
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #2295
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #22611
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #12831
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
Quote #28508
Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...