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At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
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The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.
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If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...
Quote #33160
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Inquisitiveness and strength make me want to rise above my valley-bound brothers. I must...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it...
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
Quote #33856
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.